WARNING: This meme may contain touchy-subjects or things that may be awkward for certain people.

EDIT WARNING: I am pissed as excrement right now

How old are you: 18
Gender: Male
Gender preference: Female

Your honest, balls-to-the-wall opinion on:

Furries: Wierd community of people, I'm pretty sure ninety percent of them are complete posers who are way too ugly to get any. Those people are actually pretty smart though, especially if their costume hides their face. Personal opinion? They both disgust and intrigue me, but I am not quite liberal enough to even consider giving it a shot. My opinions could be changed over a bottle of Orangina, which is delicious and, so i hear, is advocated by the furries.

Fangirls: I feel such profound distaste toward these lifeless shells of cliche that it disturbs me. Really, the word "Fangirl" is utterly inaccurate. When i hear fangirl, i imagine a girl who is obsessed with a japanese anime show or game. but it goes further than that. if your favorite characters having gay sex with your favorite characters doesnt get you off, then you arent a fangirl. i do not advocate this fact, i only recognize it in the same way an exterminator recognizes that a house is full of roaches.

Fanboys: Fanboys, i feel, are different, because boys are inherently homophobic and thus make nice, rational, catholic relationships out of their shows. of course starfire and robin are meant to be, but what if robin went for raven? these are the ponderings of a fanboy.

Yaoi: Oh lord. Don't get me started. I dont want to get tentacle here. Did i say tentacle? I meant technical. Anyhow, i hate it.

Edit: Puns: I think puns are neat, dont you?

Critique, regardless of art form or genre: Depends on the critic. Many a wasted moment have I spent reading critiques of Pop Art, praying that even a single atom contained within a single letter in the whole fucking thing would make a damn lick of sense. There is but one word for that kind of critique. OVERANALYSIS.
Then there's the fun critiques where people literally consume a thesaurus, plunge a dick down their throats and vomit pure rage onto their keyboards. these articles are amazing in their angry soliloquy, but are terrible in the lack of actual analysis that goes on.

Manga-style illustration: I have never been more envious of an artist's style than the day I began reading Fullmetal Alchemist. Everything is just really good looking. Never spectacular, but maybe the series doesnt suit spectacular art. everything is drawn with accuracy, and even manages to squeeze out a little emotion every now and then to seal the deal.
And then there's Zatch Bell.
...
...
*shudder*

Manga-style illustration with a Western influence: Technically it all has western influence, seeing as all manga-style art is based off the works of Osamu Tezuka, who was inspired by the childish theme of disney art. However I feel that the more western you become with your style, the more you seem to branch out, which is always good.

Rap music: Trash. Pitiful garbage leftover after real music ate some bad chinese food, causing the real music to puke and shit simultaneously. the puke and the shit got together and had nasty-ass sex and then aborted their first born. this baby was brought back to life by Satan. this baby is rap. Except for The Gorillaz.

Mainstream pop music: Its mainstream because it sounds good, and its easy to handle. The only way you could NOT like it is if the lyrics were offensive, or if you are getting too hung up on which music is truly "art"
Those of you who know me may be surprised, but beneath my stony, progressive rock exterior, i harbor a love for bands like Red Hot Chili Peppers and such.
That does not mean I listen to the radio, let me make that perfectly clear.

'GRRL GAMERS': Not familiar with the term, but i have gleaned a little from another blog, and thus have a fragile idea of whats going on. I'd say no comment because i feel it shouldnt be a big deal whether a girl plays video games or not. however, whenever a cute chick plays video games, it ignites in the hearts of ugly people like me the hope that my nerdiness could convince her to elope with me.

Women in general: For fear of sounding like a conformist slob, i'm going to quote the very wise man who said, "you cant live with 'em, you cant live without 'em"
Oh shudder, i just said 'em didnt I?
But seriously, watching the girls in my school I sometimes have trouble keeping the vomit down. I watch them play their games, pretending to be friends with each other, and quite rarely do i ever find two girls that are truly friends. the sad part is that, they live so long under this lie that they forget they were only pretending.

Men in general: FUCK YEAH!!!! FOOTBALL!!!! HOCKEY!!!!! VIOLENCE!!!!! BOOBS!!!!! VAGINA!!!!! REBELLION!!!!!! ANARCHY!!!!!!
I think i may have just pissed testosterone there. you seriously couldn't believe how happy i am that i am male, and not a scheming bat-shit-crazy female.

World Politics: I am equally furious at those who are ignorant of world politics as I am at my ignorance of world politics. So long as you dont voice your ignorant opinion on it, you are safe from my hateful gaze.

American politicians, especially George W. Bush: Poor Georgy. I wish the whole world would all get together and sign a "I'm sorry I made fun of you" card, and then forget the whole thing. Nothing disgusts me more than an american who openly mocks his president with complete lack of respect. especially when its only a matter of party madness.
I try to stay out of the party madness, I believe that you should just listen to both sides and decide afterward. Having done that on recent issues, i find myself siding with liberals more often than not.

DeviantART: If'n it wern't fer deviantart, i were to be less inteli... inteli... less smart.
But seriously, i owe to deviantart my heartfelt thanks, for without deviantart i would still be a shitty ass artist. now i'm just an ass artist.

Gay folks, whether we're talking boy-on-boy or girl-on-girl: Probably the most offensive of all these sections. Gay rights. I am actually surprised and ashamed that america does not respect gay rights. Gay people. perfectly okay. i possess a feminine side too, so i can usually get along just fine with gay guys. FLAMING guys. my friend's dad said something really great one day, and it's stuck with me ever since. "Gay people are fine, so long as they aren't flaming. Black people are fine, so long as they aren't niggers."
It was okay for him to use that word, because he was black. It was okay for me to use that word, because I was quoting a black man. Isn't that how things work anymore?
I need to write the "MLA of Political Corectitude"

Bisexuality: Usually a limp-dick emo kid who decided to give up on life and reasoned that, if he pretends he's bisexual, he will get more girls to like him. i'd say that i am at least 100% correct in this opinion.

Japan: Japanese people scare me. I mean just watch their game-shows! They're like romans watching christians get ripped to shreds by tigers. its just cruel entertainment.
plus, i'm pretty sure if every single japanese person met inside a room, and you recorded all of them talking to each other on a tape, and processed it through one of those devices they listen to whales with, you'd hear the voice of pedobear.

Pedophiles and Pedophilia: Just plain gross. I can't imagine what could ever drive someone to invent the idea of pedophilia.

The Internet Male/Internet Tough Guy: Hilarious because its actually just a commentary on the mindless barbarians many males are. However its inspiring way too many nerds to be assholes, so i'm split.

Roleplayers: Entertaining only if people are ready to cooperate and reply frequently. these reasons were not met, so i stopped. the sexual kind is creepy, but alluring. but mostly creepy.

Myspace: Myspace is hilarious because every single stripper in the world goes there, and sends messages to people trying to advertise their stripper website. little do they know, however, that they are the only ones that still use myspace.

Straight Edge: Being straight edge does not make you square, let me make this point clear. I am very nearly straight edge, so much that i almost confronted my parents to take me off the list for swine-flu vaccinations.

The sex industry: Shameful. Being a christian, i do not support lustful ideas. being a human, i cannot help but fall victim to lust. those are the ingredients of shame.

Anime: A very diverse and strange window into japanese culture. framerate aside, its not altogether terrible. shows like fullmetal alchemist inspire me with their dark themes and pure ideals, and shows like FLCL have inspired me with their inspiringly bizarre ideas.

America: When I was in England, a member of Parliament spoke to us about various things. he said something very inspiring. i am quoting him in my own words, because i do not remember the specifics, but he said something along these lines. "If i could be born anywhere, I'd choose england. When it came to the raffle of life, i bought the right ticket. but if it had to be anywhere else, i'd choose america. because america stands for something more, something great. While america strives for freedom, it might make some terrible choices, but it will always be moving toward something better. and for that, it is superior to us all."

Tag one three other person people:

do any of my friends use deviantart anymore? do the meme if you are so inclined.

EDIT: 100 word challenge? Never heard of it.

EDIT EDIT: I wrote this in a fury of blind rage, so there is a chance that i may have written a typo that really offended you. i fixed these typos was well as i could, maybe you should re-read in case a mislaid word has changed your opinion of me.