[x]

deviantART

 
:icon2ndlthavoc:

~2ndLtHavoc

Looks Alot Like His Avatar
About Me Member Comic Artist 2ndLtHavoc17/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 173 Deviations
3,296 Comments
10,924 Pageviews

I have returned

Sun Jul 12, 2009, 8:18 PM
I'm back from my trip! And boy what a trip it was! For those of you who forgot, I've been in Europe for the past two and a half weeks. It was a mainly educational trip, so I thought I would share my wealth of newly-acquired knowledge with you.

First of all, Europeans do not know how to cook. Their food is so bland, it makes vanilla look like an explosion of flavor. Rarely will you find salt or pepper, much less ketchup or mustard, in a restaurant. Salad comes naked, and meat unseasoned. Every liquid in Europe comes scalding or luke-warm. Ice does not exist.
France is largely populated by furries. One can deduct this by walking down any street or watching any channel on television. Your mind will be bombarded with images of sexy, scantily-clad anthro-animals. Be it deer, dolphins, bears, raccoons, jellyfish, dogs, cats, even cacti and bamboo. You will see it all, and you will see alot of what you see, if you know what i mean. These scantily-clad freaks of nature are the advertisement of Orangina, an admittedly delicious orange drink that puts Fanta to shame. But at least Fanta advertises with sexy HUMANS.
Museum guards, even the Swiss army at the Vatican, are complete pushovers and wimps. Signs reading "no cameras alowed," or "no speaking in the Sisteen Chalpel," are totally irrelevant. The guards will stand by, idly watching as the Sisteen Chalpel mosh pit ensues, lit by the ceasless, damaging flash of one thousand uncaring, felonous cameras.
Air conditioning is provided in most hotels. They quite effectively turn a 100 degree room into an 80 degree room. And a job well done.

Oh but it wasnt all bad. I really truly did enjoy myself.

Hopefully I'll get some art posted real soon, but if you are impatient always remember that I have a WEBSITE [link] which updates weekly.

  • Mood: Zest
  • Listening to: IQ
  • Reading: Mariel of Redwall
  • Watching: There Will Be Blood
  • Playing: Pokemon Platinum
  • Eating: Burger
  • Drinking: Lemonade

deviantID

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Somewhere
  • Interests: Comics, Video Games, Books
  • Favourite movie: The Gangs of New York
  • Favourite band or musician: Abydos
  • Favourite genre of music: Progressive Rock
  • Favourite poet or writer: Eoin Colfer
  • Operating System: Windows 2000
  • Favourite game: Kindom Hearts
  • Favourite gaming platform: DS
  • Personal Quote: The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
  • Tools of the Trade: Ink Pens

deviantART Notice

[x]

Comments


have fun judging ^^

--
Byako the land of the many home of everything and savior of the overlooked and random
he's DEAD

--
I lifted my eyelids for THIS?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
HE ONLY IS IN HIS PHYSICAL FORM.
CAN'T YOU FEEL HIS CLEEEEEAN SPIRIT ROAMING THROUGH YOUR SOUL?!
now that you mention it...
I DO!

--
I lifted my eyelids for THIS?!
Now shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays' inside of you
Shut your whore mouth while Billy Mays is talking!

--
I lifted my eyelids for THIS?!
:iconshamwowplz: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
thanks for fav dude ;3

--
No worries, no fears, no nightmares, no tears.

Site Map